Nickie, The Corporate RAH RAH Kid from Salt Lake,

Was a cracker snacker and a salesman.
I ain’t ever seen one quite like him,
So full of ideas and tapped with self.

He’s the best there is at sale of self;
The constant sale that is,
So constantly disregarding rules,
Comes across so obviously and only
A sale of you.

The believable as possibility
Of your femininity,
Is your charm, from human to human.

Which is why your clients weigh
Repulsion versus eternity.
Again, you’re believable,
Now get away from me,
with false humility.